What Is This?

A long, long time ago, back when I was fresh out of college with a print journalism degree and an equal sense of optimism and entitlement, I created a website called The Man Diary. Most people immediately started ignoring it. I tended to this like a goldfish, or child, I was tasked with caring for. I would only feed it all the time, then once a month, then once every other month, then once a year.

At the time, the thing my post-college, dickhead self didn't realize is: You can just as easily ignore a blog as you can a website. The best thing is that having a blog has become just as cool as having a website. (Or a newspaper. Am I right? Come on, where my new media assholes at?) And since I'm too lazy to feed that website and have it grow up good and strong and not at all a dirty stripper, it'd be a whole hell of a lot easier if I just moved to a blog.

Now I can put up all the best of The Man Diary era, and delude myself into thinking that I may actually write other weird digital scribblings, strange half-cocked mutterings and jokelets. And all of this with little to no HTMLing, no payments to elephant-hunting enthusiasts, and better ways to send you to Twitter, where I do most of my work.

Basically, if you're looking for the old Man Diary stuff, it will be here, labeled accordingly. And if you're looking for new stuff, this is where you'll want to go. Here, or my Tumblr, davidunderscorebaker.tumblr.com, where I may post weirder comedy stuff. We'll see. Who knows?

The only thing I can promise is that I'll get drunk and talk about my dick to 107 pornbots on Twitter.